"I'm warning you - if you don't get this read you're going to flip my bitch switch. I'm gonna be pissed" -DD
"The proof is in the pudding" -Dr. JF
"Starbucks is to blame for global warming" - Dr. JF
"Guyssss" -Dr. G
That's all I can remember for now. Maybe I'll edit later. Basically, you have to be crazy to be a college professor.
